Listen Up Boys

A lot of you guys know (if you keep up with my blog) that I just recently transferred too Bowling Green State University. Harford Community College, Indiana University of Pennsylvania, & Stevenson University do not even compare too BGSU! I’m not going to go into specifics but I can finally say I’m DONE transferring. Throughout my first year of college I was in a relationship, as many of you know. But I realized no matter what school you’re at or what state you’re in, BOYS ARE THE SAME.

I’ve wanted to do this post for a while but didn’t really know how I wanted to approach this problem, because it is a problem none the less. I am the perfect example of ‘single & not looking’. Not that I don’t have friends but I am in no way, shape, or form looking for a relationship; but that never stops the male species from trying. The problem that I’m having with the average college-aged male is that they honestly don’t know how to speak to a female. So I’m going to teach you fellas. Consider this your first lesson in modern day feminism.

11.      When you see a girl you’re interested in DO NOT STARE AT HER. You come off very creepy and staring at her gets you nowhere.

22.      Try to refrain from coming up to her while she’s standing with a group of friends. Her friends influence her & let’s be real, most girls show off in front of her friends.

33.      Catch her while she’s alone & ask her how she’s doing or how her day has been. Girls LOVE when a dude is interested in her. Don’t get excited right away & ask for her number. The goal is to leave her wanting you to ask for her number.

44.       It’s okay to ask if she has a boyfriend. Just tell her you don’t want too disrespect her relationship. If she has a boyfriend, DO NOT call her him a lame or insult him in any other way!!!

55.       Have a conversation. I’m not saying a 20 minute conversation, but take 5 or 7 minutes to get to know her. Girls love boys that can hold a conversation without it being awkward.

66.       Go in for the kill & get her number. If she’s not interested in you, DO NOT be salty & start insulting her. Just say “it was nice to meet you anyway.”

77.       Text her the NEXT morning. Don’t be thirsty & start texting her right away. Unattractive.

88.       When it comes to meeting up, STEP YOUR GAME UP. DO NOT say “so when you coming over?” “When we gonna chill?” or “Can I come over?” Take her out! & I’m not saying take her on an expensive date; we’re all in college & broke. Take her on a walk, offer too cook, go to the movies, or too a diner. The more you talk face to face & not over text, the better.

99.       BE YOURSELF. Too many boys have stepped to me trying to act like someone I know they’re not. Most boys try to flash their money (When they really don’t have any), their car (when it’s really their dads), & for some odd reason boys try to party 24/7 like that’s something girls like. (If you party 24/7, you’re in college for the wrong reason.) Let’s be real; money, cars, & clothes only attract basic bitches. Most girls that have their own aren’t worried about how much you have of something. She’ll know how to figure that out without your help.

110.   Last but certainly not least BE REAL. When a girl finds out you lie about little shit, respect disappears. If you have a girlfriend, let her know! If you’re talking too other people, let her know! If you are or are not looking for a relationship, let her know! & if you’re not really feeling her like that, let her the fuck know!

Don’t be basic & be like just the rest. Most boys have “girl problems” because they’re not real with her or themselves. Not all girls are perfect. Some don’t have class or don’t know how to act in certain situations. So yes girls are capable of fucking a good thing up (lord knows I have) but you should always play YOUR role & play it to the best of your ability. Conduct yourself like a gentleman & the girls will come to you.

B.